Friday, November 28, 2008

the heart is so pure and inncoent

nothin like a solid drama that can gently place you onto the floor and send you into the fetal position, much like being back in the womb.

Detroi Cobras, Lee Marvin, JAck White, Esquire, SUB SPRawl XMas

If u were BIT by a Cobra, you would prob die a painful tight death.

Lee Marvin was a great actor and a fucking badass.

The whiter you teeth are, the more healthy u look.

Esquire magazine has great tips on how to keep ur balls clean.

Does "white flight" still exist or are there to many nationalities now????? Suburbs are a terrible thing to waste.

Have you ever entered the fuckin spirit world?????? I used to drop LSD Alot.

Monday, November 24, 2008

TURKYslaugterFACEstuffing

Great shows this week

Darker my love w/ Strange boys @ CROFOOT
Lee Marvin/Terrible Twos/Magic Shop/Gardens @ Lager on wed
Silent years, deastro. wildactting, oscilatting fan club, mason proper @ magic stick on wed

WED WILL BE THE ULTIMATE NIGHT OF BOOZE CONSUMPTION INTO MY BODY AND THEN OUT. GETTING SO WASTED WILL BE AWSOME THAT NIGHT. ILL CALL IT THE "BIG-TIME-BLOCKOUT".

VIDEO OF THE DAY!!!!!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Everyone is so angry!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man everyone hates everyone in the D huh???? Blognation is crumbling into a black hole. Everyone needs to pull their thong out of their ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If ur really angry why not pick someone innocent and physically hurt them?? I GOT A NEW PLAYBOY IN THE MAIL. Are any good SCIENCE shows on this weekend?? Guns N Roses? I listened to 2 tracks and couldn't even get through both of those! Local? Are U? Am I? Punch u in the face and assneck!!!!

Monday, November 17, 2008

CHILLING NAKED, LADYHAWK, GOOD OL MURRAY

IT'S NICE TO LIVE ALONE AND HAVE A FIREPLACE CAUSE U CAN CHILL NAKED NEXT TO IT.

LADYHAWK HAS A GOOD SONG CALLED STHD AND ARE AT THE MAGIC STICK TONIGHT W/ FRIENDLY FIRES...NO WAIT....FLEET FOXES....NO WAIT..............FRIENDLY FOES!!!!!!!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Holly Golightly, Vampire squid from hell and dolphins like to surf

Holly Golighty's new LP is sweet and the vinyl is clear with psychedelic art on/in it. Shes moving to Georgia someone told me? Cool.

The BBC's Planet Earth Documentary was one of the best docs i've ever seen. Flimed over 5 years in High Defnition is covers every inch of the planet and focuses on the stranger characteristics of life. Here are a few AMAZING highlights!!!! Make sure to watch them all especially the last one!







Saturday, November 15, 2008

Freeze to Death

Tonight there is a fun dance party at the Temple Bar called Haute to Death. I belive it's free. Post-punk, new wave/wave, rock, blocks, ect!

U know ur not supposed to look in the mirror on acid?

It's time for winter so be prepared and have hats and gloves. Make sure to stay warm because u don't want frostbite.

I studied martial arts for 8 years so this is what would happened if u fucked with me!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, November 14, 2008

WE HAVE TO PARTY TO EXPERIENCE LIFE

END OF THE WORLD IS A LITTLE OVER FOUR YEARS AWAY, ACCORDING TO MAYANS AND SEVERAL OTHERS. SO WHY NOT PARTY AND GET TOTALLY WASTED? ITS SO FUN FOR ME TO GET SHITFACED AND SMOKE CIGARETTES AND JUST PARTY SUPER HARD. ITS VERY FUN TO TELL PEOPLE CRAZY THINGS WHEN UR GETTING WASTED TOO. LAST NIGHT I TOLD SOMEONE THAT I WOULD CALL THEM. GUESS WHAT? NOT GOING TO!!!!! LOLOMFGROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEER + THE PARTY + WASTEDNESS + FRESH PACK OF SMOKES /FOOD = THE GOOD LIFE

SoPureandsuchsmoothNakedSkin aka SPNS

I hate when bloggers say 'I know you will', or 'I know you gonna love this' or 'blahbleebloblah'. So we came up with a rule that us 3 will never say that in a blog. Simply because we can't read minds.

Tonights fun could be the pre-party at the Belmont (Wildcatting. Friendly Foes.) and around 12am the party starts at the CAID (Terrible Twos. Holy shit. Frustrations.)

Guitars ripping chunks of milk skin away from the beautiful human being standing in front of the death machine. 15 points.

Headbutt into an oblivion state of the confusion/nation. 30 points

A hot swift kick to the nuts. 45 points

Make out with same sex during mosh pit. 75 points

Ruin the show and make the bands unable to play the rest of the night. 9762565 points

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

ARNOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAEYEAHYEAAHAAHAYEHAHAH

Jack White, George Bush, and my fellow bloggers!!!!!!

So why isn't anyone blogging about Jack White being at Smalls last night? Don't people still love him?

Also George Bush is trying to pass something like 90 amendments by Nov 22 that are like pro-pollutions, pro-oil, pro-killing endagered species. The craziest one is that he is trying to replace the word 'nightime' with '2nd daytime'. Seriously.

Also don't pay attention to the last few posts. My associates are inferior to me. We are a collective of several people, but I am Captian Destruction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT DIRECTION DO WE CHOOSE?

GIRL TALK CLAIMS THAT HE ROCKS THE LABTOP IN INTERVIEWS. HE SAID HE HAD NEVER SEEN ANYONE DO THAT BEFORE HIM. HE MUST BE INNOVATIVE. -PROGRA FILIST<<<<<

KEANUUU REEVES IS THE CHOOSEN ONE THAT CAN SAVE THE PLANET IN '"THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL". HOW AWSOME AND ORIGINAL OF AN IDEA.C://WW.VICTOR.OPENFILE/EXE^^^^^^^^^COMMAND THE DUKE SPIRIT OPEN????? FOR EODM AT SMALLS LAST NIGHT???? THAT ACTUALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN AMAZING CAUSE DIDN'T GET THERE FOR A WHILE OR DID I!!!!!
http://www.nme.com/news/the-duke-spirit/40351

HUMP DAY/GOOD DAY TO BANG? ANY SHOWS IN THE DIRTY TONIGHT???

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Matt and KIm

Are they awsome or not? maybe

Is anyone gonna remember them in 2 years? maybe

Do they put on a great show?? yeah

Are they cuteypies? for sure

Charlie Slick is a good show? yes

do you like me??????? post yes or no!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt and Kim we're kinda freaked out about detroit the last time they were here cause it's so dark and all the buildings are broken down. Its pretty f-ed here huh?

anyonomous tronomous?

Monday, November 10, 2008

Identity


the hidden face stays hidden.

CRAPLOADS OF SHOWS

MATT AND KIM TONIGHT

EAGLES DEATH METAL TUES @SMALLS (SOULED OUT)

DEATHSET OPENING FOR G@#L TALK (SOULED OUT)

DEERHUNTER KICK ASS @ CROFOOT W/ TIMES NEW VIKING
THATS PRETTY BIGTIME LIKE A MACHINE GUN PUMPING A COUPLE HUNDRED ROUNDS INTO A F-ED UP BODY.

CLIFF BELLS HAS BECOME THE NEW MELLLOW FOLK VENUE FOR THE CITY WHICH I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH CAUSE IT'S TIGHT AND CLASSY.

TONY HAWKS SON IS GETTING PRETTY DECENT AT SKATING.
THOSE LAST 2 TRICKS ARE FUKIN SWEET.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Ur a Homeosexuals

Friday at the Crofoot featured Tyvke, F'ke Blood and The Homeosexuals. Bruno is old but still great and he had a impromptu jam session with Marcie Bolen after their set. Rumor had it that guys from Matador were there to check things out. The night was filled with awsome new and old punk rock.

Downstairs that shitty band 3oh!3 played to a packed house of confused teens. Doesnt this song wanna make u die.